Mar 13 19:44:56 --> nem|ibm (~brandon@69-145-53-124.client.bresnan.net) has joined #linux.nl Mar 13 19:44:56 wtf, slack is a sissy distro Mar 13 19:44:58 that's probably better than most of them could do anyway Mar 13 19:45:02 * nem|ibm slaps lonki Mar 13 19:45:07 not like anyone can tell what the hell any of the others are saying Mar 13 19:45:07 * nem|ibm slaps army Mar 13 19:45:08 hihi Mar 13 19:45:11 * nem|ibm slaps pdp Mar 13 19:45:16 they are all sissies Mar 13 19:45:16 "*hairball* *hairball* *hairball*" Mar 13 19:45:18 * nem|ibm slaps Hepp Mar 13 19:45:23 "what's that, you want lunch?" Mar 13 19:45:26 lonki the homo user of the gentoo Mar 13 19:45:37 hihi Mar 13 19:45:40 rwxrw-r--: when can we meet? Mar 13 19:45:47 haha, gentoo Mar 13 19:45:48 je blijft lagen om pubertjes Mar 13 19:45:50 wouldn't doubt that here Mar 13 19:45:53 when your mom lets you leave the house by yourself Mar 13 19:45:57 because it's the coolest! Mar 13 19:46:05 much like the winners we have here Mar 13 19:46:05 hahahaha Mar 13 19:46:14 leuk pdp :) Mar 13 19:46:21 lonki == gentoo-loving cum dumpster Mar 13 19:46:25 puberty? bah, that all you got? Mar 13 19:46:39 cum dumpster? hmm, let me think Mar 13 19:46:47 O a pre ? are you Mar 13 19:46:50 it's the white stuff in your ass, d00d Mar 13 19:46:55 hahaha Mar 13 19:47:04 your still using a rubber rwxrw-r--? Mar 13 19:47:06 --- rwxrw-r-- is now known as LonkiIsAFag Mar 13 19:47:21 this nick is better Mar 13 19:47:24 --- You are now known as SoIsPdp Mar 13 19:47:27 i agree Mar 13 19:47:39 LonkiIsAFag: be aware, I might sent rene to you Mar 13 19:47:40 pdp: son, if i was pre-pubescent, you wouldn't be here today Mar 13 19:47:55 didn't your mom ever have that talk with you? Mar 13 19:47:55 hahah Mar 13 19:48:04 you should be thanking me about now Mar 13 19:48:07 let me grab a beer, any of you guys want a real lager? Mar 13 19:48:17 ouch Mar 13 19:48:19 hey now, be nice to the nederlanders, they're leading the world in civil liberties ;P Mar 13 19:48:21 that hurt Mar 13 19:48:37 nasshi: bullshit, that's our job. Mar 13 19:48:40 lonki: a real lager? you're going all the way to Plzn? Mar 13 19:48:44 and we're headed that way as soon as we're done with iraq. Mar 13 19:48:51 SoIsPdp: then why isn't pot decriminalized? Mar 13 19:48:52 :P Mar 13 19:49:00 lager is the piss of piss beers Mar 13 19:49:02 nasshi: just to the kitchen :-) Mar 13 19:49:02 lonki LonkiIsAFag Mar 13 19:49:04 nasshi: cuz then we'd end up with a bunch of people like Lonki Mar 13 19:49:19 lonki's been homebrewing with urine again Mar 13 19:49:23 SoIsPdp: is that a problem? Mar 13 19:49:27 lonki LonkiIsAFag Mar 13 19:49:41 lonki LonkiIsAFag Mar 13 19:49:43 Lonki: sure seems to be. just ask LonkiIsAFag Mar 13 19:49:44 lonki LonkiIsAFag Mar 13 19:49:46 lonki's mom doesn't let him go further than the kitchen without an adult Mar 13 19:49:52 lonki LonkiIsAFag Mar 13 19:49:54 if the world were as smart as the dumbest IRC user, i think that would be a step in a better direction....... Mar 13 19:49:57 so, I suppose all slackkiddos are ~14 and discovering linux? Mar 13 19:50:01 hardly, since those guys do not know the tast af any real beer Mar 13 19:50:03 LonkiIsAFag: so, what do you think of lonki? Mar 13 19:50:11 not since the dumbest irc user is lonki Mar 13 19:50:11 lonki LonkiIsAFag Mar 13 19:50:30 lonki == ass-diver Mar 13 19:50:52 LonkiIsAFag: you wanna have more?, let me get my broom Mar 13 19:51:09 broom? you too cheap to buy a real dildo? Mar 13 19:51:14 lonki's going to make more dumbest irc users out of a broom Mar 13 19:51:23 i think he means to clean up the trash? Mar 13 19:51:36 nasshi: like that's gonna happen Mar 13 19:51:37 he's probably going to use it to get the cum out of his ass Mar 13 19:51:54 sounds more like it Mar 13 19:51:57 might need some solvent though Mar 13 19:52:03 it's about time too, stinkin up the joint Mar 13 19:52:14 probably getting all crusty since it's been up there so long Mar 13 19:52:37 so, you guys use slack? you sound like debian users Mar 13 19:52:52 lonki sounds like a gayhat user Mar 13 19:52:52 no, we use jo momma. Mar 13 19:53:02 well, everyone uses that Mar 13 19:53:07 SoIsPdp: is that gnu related? Mar 13 19:53:15 lol Mar 13 19:53:33 yeah, GNU/Lonki'sMomma, essentially free for public use Mar 13 19:53:38 yeah, gnu/slut Mar 13 19:53:53 as long as you tell everyone who it was after you use her Mar 13 19:53:56 lonki LonkiIsAFag Mar 13 19:53:56 --- [lonki] (~hans@e35203.upc-e.chello.nl) : Hans Wolters Mar 13 19:53:56 --- [lonki] @#linux.nl Mar 13 19:53:56 --- [lonki] xenon.oftc.net :Waltham, MA, USA Mar 13 19:53:56 --- [Lonki] End of WHOIS list. Mar 13 19:53:57 you just have to make her available to others after you use her Mar 13 19:53:58 SoIsPdp: so she might slap your ears for being a kiddo? Mar 13 19:54:42 slap my ears? must be foreign slang for "worship the ground you walk on after you do her up proper" Mar 13 19:54:52 atleast we get payed Mar 13 19:55:06 hey, i don't have a problem pay .nl sluts Mar 13 19:55:10 as long as they do a good job Mar 13 19:55:12 and clean up afterwards Mar 13 19:55:14 it's all good Mar 13 19:55:16 he had to think about it, that says enough 'bout his knowledge Mar 13 19:55:19 and when they're as cheap as lonki's mom Mar 13 19:55:51 * lonki wonders if Patrick knows these kiddies are using irc Mar 13 19:55:57 well , some people will never understand the true mening of being in power ;_) Mar 13 19:56:20 kiddos? that's got to be the most moron word i've ever seen used so often on irc Mar 13 19:56:36 i wonder if lonki's mom knows he's on the internet looking for scat Mar 13 19:56:52 he would turn in his grave if he was dead or laugh his ass off to see the weird nicks and sentences Mar 13 19:57:09 but then again , even a moron is allowed to use linux, but hey, at least they do not have to sell out to uncle billy Mar 13 19:57:11 yeah, your mom did get that operation, didn't she? Mar 13 19:57:14 power? power would be when i order your mom to not make another of you tonight Mar 13 19:57:28 lonki LonkiIsAFag Mar 13 19:57:33 pdp: we do not need to help morons :-) Mar 13 19:57:38 Lonki: yeah, i think he would dude. after all, what the hell kinda nick is "lonki"? Mar 13 19:57:39 yeah, just pull it out and spray his brother all over her face Mar 13 19:58:06 lonki is the kind of nick a 10yo uses from his mom's basement Mar 13 19:58:11 LonkiIsAFag: your gay? Mar 13 19:58:13 yeps, some-one is citing his birth Mar 13 19:58:14 rene? Mar 13 19:58:24 no, you are? can't you read? Mar 13 19:58:31 figures. Mar 13 19:58:35 illiterate ass niggas. Mar 13 19:58:42 LonkiIsAFag: I don;t spray my brother, you are Mar 13 19:58:48 yeah, someone as inbred as lonki has trouble with those sort of things Mar 13 19:59:16 lonki you have the intellectual capacity of a dead mac user Mar 13 19:59:25 whoa, dude... Mar 13 19:59:30 you're giving him way too much credit Mar 13 19:59:32 that is a compliment Mar 13 19:59:44 compliment? watch him defend macos now Mar 13 19:59:48 you must be right if he thinks that's a compliment Mar 13 19:59:58 then again, I can'treturn the favor, you are to dumb Mar 13 20:00:07 "but i paid thousands for it! it has to be r0x0rz!" Mar 13 20:00:13 i'll defend the imac, makes a great small boat anchor Mar 13 20:00:14 lonki LonkiIsAFag Mar 13 20:00:19 Lonki: it's "too", btw Mar 13 20:00:23 dummy Mar 13 20:00:24 yeah, i am to dome Mar 13 20:00:29 wow, i can't type Mar 13 20:00:38 i think his disease is spreading Mar 13 20:00:38 dude... Mar 13 20:00:41 are you turning .nl on me? Mar 13 20:00:51 SoIsPdp: well, I am foreign, let's switch to Dutch Mar 13 20:00:58 lonki LonkiIsAFag Mar 13 20:01:01 i think i might have caught a slight case of the gaids from his mom Mar 13 20:01:17 dutch is for hairy ball lickers Mar 13 20:01:23 zit jemuimi lagie du haust mcfarkinsas Mar 13 20:01:27 look, i can do dutch too Mar 13 20:01:31 sadljkfjl;a klsadf la; waflkj saldkf jldu dljakfs; Mar 13 20:01:41 Lonki: i already tried once, you weren't interested. shall we try again? dfsit lkasf fsasfasflewr fwerfvjnlkj fsore!! Mar 13 20:01:48 this dutch bullshit is easy Mar 13 20:01:51 no wonder they speak it Mar 13 20:01:51 LonkiIsAFag: your not only a fag but also fucking a 70 year old woman, can't get a girlfriend? Mar 13 20:01:54 doesn't require much brains Mar 13 20:02:08 lonki's mom is 70? Mar 13 20:02:15 yep just have it look like standard yake babble Mar 13 20:02:22 i think you should learn to count, lonki Mar 13 20:02:29 wonder what a yake is.. Mar 13 20:02:30 anyone know? Mar 13 20:02:38 no way a 70 year-old could have a son who is only 10 Mar 13 20:02:52 maybe it's dutch for "i'm gay"? Mar 13 20:02:56 lonki LonkiIsAFag Mar 13 20:02:59 k, time to give some instructors some privs Mar 13 20:03:04 LonkiIsAFag: dunno, some chicks are sluts for life Mar 13 20:03:06 even worse married even Mar 13 20:03:09 no, lonki is dutch for "i'm gay" Mar 13 20:03:11 --- lonki sets modes [#linux.nl +o pdp] Mar 13 20:03:14 lonki LonkiIsAFag Mar 13 20:03:16 LonkiIsAFag: oh, duh Mar 13 20:03:20 lonki LonkiIsAFag Mar 13 20:03:22 pdp: have fun :-) Mar 13 20:03:28 yeps Mar 13 20:03:33 gaat je, lonki? Mar 13 20:03:35 yake must be dutch for "i'm lonki's boyfriend" Mar 13 20:03:45 gonne do the turf t'night uh ;-)) Mar 13 20:03:45 yeah, that sounds about right Mar 13 20:03:48 asdjl; weaklf asldk asdklfj aasdlkfas Mar 13 20:03:52 lonki LonkiIsAFag Mar 13 20:03:53 nasshi: I will be back in a few hours :-) Mar 13 20:03:53 wow, this dutch crap is easy Mar 13 20:03:59 yeah, no shit Mar 13 20:03:59 lonki: juh :) Mar 13 20:04:00 lonki has to go clean his room Mar 13 20:04:02 mom is calling him Mar 13 20:04:08 i'm tellin you dude, that's why they keep speaking it Mar 13 20:04:12 cuz it's braindead easy Mar 13 20:04:18 as long as thinking is a mere option Mar 13 20:04:24 and everyone says spanish is so easy to learn Mar 13 20:04:32 easy enough for these braindead mac users Mar 13 20:04:33 nasshi: I'm just drinking a beer and saying goodnight :-) Mar 13 20:04:36 they must not have known any dutch Mar 13 20:04:37 --> thiguyen (0_o@d206-116-121-182.bchsia.telus.net) has joined #linux.nl Mar 13 20:04:38 dsajlkf; als;df asl saflkj sadlfk jsadlfkj Mar 13 20:04:44 oooooo Mar 13 20:04:45 * nem|ibm slaps ___log Mar 13 20:04:45 * nem|ibm slaps ___log Mar 13 20:04:45 * nem|ibm slaps ___log Mar 13 20:04:45 * nem|ibm slaps ___log Mar 13 20:04:45 * nem|ibm slaps ___log Mar 13 20:04:46 * nem|ibm slaps ___log Mar 13 20:04:46 i can do that too Mar 13 20:04:47 onluy if you can sweeop us floors Mar 13 20:04:47 stop the dutch! Mar 13 20:04:48 * nem|ibm slaps ___log Mar 13 20:04:50 * nem|ibm slaps ___log Mar 13 20:04:50 attention new-comers, lonki is a cum dumpster Mar 13 20:04:51 lkfdajsdf djfsa;fskd fdal;fdskfjdsl lkdsjf;ad Mar 13 20:04:52 * nem|ibm slaps ___log Mar 13 20:04:54 * nem|ibm slaps ___log Mar 13 20:04:55 pdp: now, 9 Mar 13 20:04:56 * nem|ibm slaps ___log Mar 13 20:04:57 8 Mar 13 20:04:58 * nem|ibm slaps ___log Mar 13 20:04:59 7 Mar 13 20:05:00 * nem|ibm slaps ___log Mar 13 20:05:01 6 Mar 13 20:05:02 * nem|ibm slaps ___log Mar 13 20:05:04 * nem|ibm slaps ___log Mar 13 20:05:05 ....... Mar 13 20:05:06 * nem|ibm slaps ___log Mar 13 20:05:06 that's the idea nem|ibm Mar 13 20:05:08 * nem|ibm slaps ___log Mar 13 20:05:08 5! Mar 13 20:05:10 * nem|ibm slaps ___log Mar 13 20:05:10 attention all horny gay men, lonki is available Mar 13 20:05:12 * nem|ibm slaps ___log Mar 13 20:05:14 * nem|ibm slaps ___log Mar 13 20:05:15 what are we counting down to? Mar 13 20:05:16 * nem|ibm slaps ___log Mar 13 20:05:16 4 Mar 13 20:05:18 * nem|ibm slaps ___log Mar 13 20:05:18 3 Mar 13 20:05:19 2 Mar 13 20:05:20 * nem|ibm slaps ___log Mar 13 20:05:21 how long before pdp and lonki strip down and make love? Mar 13 20:05:22 * nem|ibm slaps ___log Mar 13 20:05:24 * nem|ibm slaps ___log Mar 13 20:05:24 1? Mar 13 20:05:26 * nem|ibm slaps ___log Mar 13 20:05:26 <-- pdp has kicked nem|ibm from #linux.nl (nem|ibm) Mar 13 20:05:29 homo orgasm in the heezy!! Mar 13 20:05:35 --- lonki sets modes [#linux.nl +b *!*@*.bchsia.telus.net] Mar 13 20:05:36 <-- lonki has kicked thiguyen from #linux.nl (thiguyen) Mar 13 20:05:41 --- lonki sets modes [#linux.nl +b *!*@*.client.comcast.net] Mar 13 20:05:41 --- You have been kicked from #linux.nl by lonki (SoIsPdp) **** ENDING LOGGING AT Sat Mar 13 20:05:41 2004